the-absolute-best-posts:
s4ywhat:
I can just imagine someone was like ‘is something burning?’ and then the person who made this was like
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nowaclubpenguinblog:
she really did not want to take my order
lulz-time:
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themustachedwaffle:
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:
hi-john-im-alive:
One way
Or another
I’m gonna meetcha
I’m gonna
ust
*tour guide voice*
if you look to your right you’ll see a relic from the event known simply as “Mishapocalpyse”
totoislostinoz:
carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:
“What house?”
“Montague!”
“whAT HOUSE?”
“MONTAGUE”
“WHAT HOUSE?????”
“MONTAGUE!!”
“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”
The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.
thepyrobrony:
You wake up in bed one morning. It’s bright, but there is an eerie silence. Not a single bird is singing, no voices can be heard outside, no noises of any sort. Suddenly, you hear a soft sort of chanting. It gets louder and louder, and you realize, it’s not chanting, it’s some sort of rock song. It increases in volume, seems to come from no where and yet everywhere at once, and then it merges into the sound of male voices intensely chanting “BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL”.
You hurriedly stagger outside, and all your neighbors are outside as well. Everyone is frozen with their eyes fixed on the sky. None of them make any movements or sounds. They just stare. You look up as well.
In the sky, you see the gigantic face of a smiling man in a bow tie. His face gets closer and closer, and larger as he gets nearer. The song gets louder until your ears feel like they’re going to explode. Eventually, the entire sky is taken up by the man’s face. The time is now up for humanity. The end is Nye.
